Ellora's Cave: E-rotic Paranormal Romance
When Muninn and I first started dating, she introduced me to Buffy the
Vampire Slayer and Angel. Sure, I'd previously caught a stray episode
here and there, but she got me into the series. Deeply into the series.
Watching these shows together became one of our rituals as a couple
and, after the shows were cancelled, we collected the DVDs and watched
the entire saga from beginning to end.
There was something special about the Buffyverse, it possessed a dark
yet compelling charm that the X-Files had in its early days, then somehow
lost. Such magic is hard to capture in a series about the paranormal.
Real people with extraordinary abilities facing incredible situations
without losing their basic humanity and focus on mundane concerns...
difficult to pull off convincingly for any writer.
But not for Ashleigh Raine.
Lover's Talisman has that special magic going for it. The setting is
Talisman Bay, a hotbed of multidimensional activity, kept safe by the
mysterious, and ever-vigilant, Shadow Walkers. Many of the 'demons'
that come to our world are relatively harmless, but need to be monitored
nonetheless, lest they cause mischief. Others are utterly alien - nay,
evil, and actively seek to harm humans. These must be opposed, and vanquished.
The Shadow Walkers maintain 'Rare and Unusual Imports', a waterfront
store, as their home base. They have become wealthy by trading with
the demon dimensions. Their business subsidizes their greater mission
and helps them keep tabs on what's going on with the incoming Others.
Shadow Walkers are modern-day warriors, sworn to protect their people
from the hordes of Hell. Their lives are always at risk and not wholly
their own. And everyone in their personal sphere is vulnerable to attack.
So a Shadow Walker quickly learns to avoid intimacy. The Order, an astral
organization of mages, sets the rules, guides their actions and helps
keep the Shadow Walkers healthy between missions.
Stephen leads Talisman Bay's Shadow Walkers. He is a veteran of many
demonic battles and knows the folly of following one's heart. His own
brother, Marlin - also a Shadow Walker, lost his beloved to marauding
demons and henceforth lost a part of himself forever. No, love was not
for someone like Stephen.
Or so he believed...
Enter Mariah, an exotic dancer who has sworn off men. Stephen rescues
her from an androgynous Losfun demon named Asfar, then -quite uncharacteristically
and inexplicably- declares Mariah his soul-mate.
Bringing her back to his top-secret HQ - another no-no, he then demands
that Fierro from The Order restore her health - as if she were a Shadow
Walker. The champions wonder what is going on with their leader. Stephen
doesn't quite know himself, but the words he uttered earlier were true...
indeed, they rang of prophecy. A revived Mariah, knowing nothing of
this, finds the ice-wall guarding her heart melting and her body craving
Stephen. And her heart whispers words she doesn't want to hear.
Mariah and Stephen find true-love, deny it, lose it and must then struggle
to regain it. A daunting task made even more difficult by fated circumstances
beyond their control: The Dread Lords have finally come to Talisman
Bay. They've kidnapped Mariah's best friend Twyla and have marked Stephen
for death. The Dread Lords know of and will exploit his newfound weakness,
they will lure him to his doom and cruelly wound him by obtaining Mariah.
Lover's Talisman is the first book of the Talisman Bay series. Needless
to say, I'm now hooked and look forward to reading Forsaken Talisman,
the second book.
Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton move over, there's a new contender
for the highest throne of erotic paranormal fiction. Ashleigh Raine
reigns supreme. Lover's Talisman was very cinematic, it was easy to
visualize the unfolding action in my mind's eye. A film, a miniseries,
a TV show... surely these are destined for Talisman Bay!
I've placed Lover's Talisman in Muninn's to-read pile. Perhaps it is
time to start a new tradition.
Review by Thor the Barbarian

THE QUINTESSENTIAL TEMPTRESS

Mongoose Publishing: d20 Resource/PDF
The Temptress can be from any character class: the seductive sorceress,
the scantily clad barbarian who distracts you in battle with her physical
charms, the love goddess' hot priestess and the back-alley rogue who
spreads her legs for your pleasure while stealing your wallet.
Muscle and magic are effective weapons, but so is the promise of exposed
flesh. The Temptress may be an Actress, an Assassin, a Courtesan, a
Madam, a Rebellious Princess, a Rising Star, a Servant of the Goddess,
a Slave, a Spy, a Streetwalker, a Thief, a Wench... all of these Character
Concepts are explored in this tome, as are the non-human concepts: Dwarven
Matron, Dark Elf Pain Mistress, Gnomish Sexual Tinker, Half-Elven Fantasist,
Half-Orc Tribal Manipulator and Halfling Bounty. There's alot here,
but wait - we're just getting warmed up...
Prestige Classes include the Agent, Avatar of Love, Guild Enforcer,
Lady of the House and Romantic Advisor. Each Prestige Class has its
own Class Skills and Features.
As with Encyclopaedia Arcane: Nymphology, but more so, there are lots
of new Skills and Feats, as well as lots of creative (and sexual) uses
for standard Skills & Feats. Advice is given on turning fellow adventurers
into Sugar Daddies, taking advantage of Merchants, Crime Lords and the
Clergy, and seducing non-human intelligences. By mastering 'Hair Toss
and Smile' and 'Cleavage Control', how can you fail?
Exotic Weapons (for example the Lady's Protector), Armor (quick-release
or with breast enhancing properties), Toys (such as the magical Groinseeker)
and Potions (including the 'Potion of Boobtacular Expansion') make life
interesting for the Temptress and can serve her well as she plies her
trade.
Roughly half the book deals with prostitution in a fantasy campaign
and provides the game mechanics and background information needed to
make the second-oldest profession an integral part of your RPG setting.
And then some. If you own Shadizar: City of Wickedness for the Conan
RPG, The Quintessential Temptress is a MUST HAVE if you wish to bring
that corrupt Zamoran city to life. There is even a comprehensive chapter
on creating, and running, a brothel as a base of operations for your
PCs.
What is truly staggering about The Quintessential Temptress is the wealth
of content it provides. It breaks new ground - yes, but we've come to
expect this from Mongoose. It can be read as a parody - yes, but it's
fully functional nonetheless. And very well thought-out.
I salute you James 'Grim' Desborough! You are a modest fellow indeed,
your tome is far too impressive and detailed to be the 'bit of a piss-take'
you claim. And quite a bargain at $10.
Review by Thor the Barbarian
Note: Anyone desiring more info on The Quintessential Temptress can
visit: http://www.mongoosepublishing.com/d20/detail.php?qsID=575&qsSeries=1#

DAUGHTERS OF DARKNESS

After Hours Cinema: DVD
Those damn Goths! Mere pretenders! They have assumed a dark 'look' and
'manner', while knowing nothing about the unholy beings they so mindlessly
imitate.
The creatures of the night demand the fear that is their due and know
nothing of compassion. They do not take kindly to being mocked.
Two lesbian vampires (Darian Caine and A.J. Khan) have had enough of
these disrespectful mortals and vow revenge. They kidnap a bratty Goth
Girl (Katie Jordon), strip her down to her boots and torturously tease
her until she begs for the release of orgasm.
She is tied up and caged, spanked and crucified, muzzled and penetrated...
the vampires are relentless as they administer their punishments with
whips and paddles, clothes pins and hot wax.
Ultimately, they grant their prisoner her release. And then they feed...
Daughters of Darkness features the stars of our favorite Seduction Cinema
movies in situations that are much more sexually explicit. No cartoon
sex here! Although definitely hardcore this movie still retains much
of the playful charm that powerfully brands most ie-Independent Cinema
in-house productions.
In the Ultra-Naughty Edition DVD we also get to know Darian Darian much
more intimately: through her Trailer Vault and Naughty Webcam.
I enjoy watching ie-Independent Cinema stretch its creative muscles,
explore new territory and grow. They've definitely expanded their graphic
horizons with Daughters of Darkness. I look forward to their future
releases from this brave new world.
Review by Thor the Barbarian

THE GIRL WHO SHAGGED ME

Seduction Cinema: DVD
In the dawn of time: one cave woman (Anoushka) knew lust so great that
she became a living Goddess. Men adored her and all was well... until
she renounced the entire male gender. The Goddess of Lust found greater
joy in the arms of the fairer sex and the future of humanity was in
peril as more and more women forsook their mates to worship at Her altar.
The shamans of old performed their magics and, after a great battle,
the Goddess was imprisoned in ice.
In modern times: a portly adventurer, Captain Waldo Lavish, is led to
the lost Goddess' icy tomb by his young assistant, whose groin cannot
resist her primal call. She is removed and transported... only to be
stolen by Lavish's arch-nemesis, the bizarre Doctor Unsound.
Unsound wishes to revive the Goddess and clone her. He plans on selling
her replicas to brothels in the Far East (among other things). But the
Goddess has other plans.
When she is thawed, she seduces Unsound's sexy assistant (Rachel Travers)
and siezes her will. The Goddess is determined to build her army, one
woman at a time, and finally take her revenge!
Even agent Johnson (Misty Mundae), a living legend and somewhat of a
super-hero, easily falls prey to the Goddess' primal charms, dashing
all hopes of a quick resolution. And now Johnson serves the Goddess.
Her secret-agent skills are the Lusty One's to command.
The Goddess will lead her lesbian legions to victory!
It is up to Waldo Lavish and his bold crew of eccentrics (which includes
a domesticated Yeti) to thwart them. As this first installment ends,
our heroes fly off to complete their mission.
Surprisingly, The Girl Who Shagged Me ISN'T a spoof of Michael Myers'
parodies of the James Bond movies! However, it IS a spoof of mod British
spy thrillers from yesteryear... and is shot in their style. In a Seduction
Cinema production we can expects lots of swipes... ahem... homages to
several genre flicks; the funniest in The Girl Who Shagged Me was a
Hannibal Lechtereque figure who happens to be a strict vegetarian. A.J.
Khan has a cameo appearance as agent Johnson's masturbatory-fantasy
figure.
The Girl Who Shagged Me is Seduction Cinema's first overseas production.
It was shot in London and Manchester. Two versions, an MPAA R-rated
Director's Cut and a Super-Sexy Unrated Editions, were available on
March 29th. Each version has its own unique extras, so if you dig this
film you'll want both.
Me? I'm waiting for part two of course. Cheers!
Review by Thor the Barbarian

MORE TIDINGS

FROM ASHLEIGH RAINE
Forsaken Talisman, the second volume in the Talisman
Bay series, was officially released in paperback by Ellora's Cave. Forsaken
Talisman will be available in Borders, Waldenbooks and other fine bookstores.
.
April 27-May 1, 2005 Jennifer and Lisa, the Ashleigh Raine writing team,
are both attending the Romantic Times Booklovers Convention in St. Louis,
MO.
Jennifer Martin will be going to Germany in May to speak at the Wiesbaden
Erotica Convention.
Stay tuned to TBC in the months ahead as we review the entire Talisman
Bay series.


FROM ELLORA'S CAVE
Behind the Mask
A new contemporary/BDSM/paranormal
anthology E-rotic $7.991-4199-0116-8
Board Resolution
Joey W. Hill
Savannah was groomed from birth
to take the reins of her father’s manufacturing empire. Her emotional
armor is as tough as the steel used in her factories, and nobody is
allowed past it. Business partner Matt realizes that the key to entry
is to command her submission. Calling on the unique sensual talents
of his four-man management team, he engineers an aggressive and erotic
takeover, determined to rescue the woman he’s loved from the steel
cage she’s manufactured around her heart. Masked and lost to the
sensations the team arouses in her, Savannah is theirs, at least for
this one night.
Mardi Gras
Lacey Alexander
Mia Sanderson has been in love with her boss, Ty Brewer, for years,
but ladies’ man Ty only sees her as a friend and even worse, a
good girl. So when Mia and Ty are invited to the same Mardi Gras party,
Mia decides to live out a fantasy. Donning a Mardi Gras mask and wig,
Mia masquerades as the seductive Mistress Mina, the bad girl of Ty’s
dreams. But what will happen if Ty discovers her true identity? Mina’s
risking their friendship and her job, but for a night with Ty, it’s
worth it.
Hidden Desires
Elizabeth Lapthorne
Lily had to admit she was desperate.
Here she was in New Orleans on a two week vacation, she made the trip
especially for the Mardi Gras, and she didn’t have a mask! Everything
she found seemed wrong.
As a last ditch effort, she
entered a small shop and found the perfect mask…until it showed
her visions of herself getting ravished by a masked highwayman.
But when that highwayman turned
up at the Mardi Gras bash, she knows the chemistry between them could
only lead to one place.
The only things between them
that remained hidden were their true desires.
Blood of an Angel
Anya Bast
A new vampire novel E-rotic
$5.95 1-4199-0177-X
Book 3 in the Embraced series.
Tiya is turning the tables on the Embraced. She wants their blood. With
a desire for vengeance - and lots of weapons - she's searching for the
rogue Vampir who killed her family. One night she meets her match in
Charlie, a visiting vamp in the territory where she's hunting.
Charlie tracks down the woman
he knows isn't human because she's too fast and way too strong. Soon
he becomes obsessed with her and her plight. All he wants is Tiya naked
and beneath him on a bed. He wants to possess her in every way. Her
blood sings to his and he soon finds out why. Tiya is OtherKin Sidhe:a
real, live faery.
Tiya discovers that Charlie
has enough sexual heat to melt away the cold knot of revenge within
her. He's a well-bred, well-mannered vamp, but once she gets him stripped,
his civilized composure turns into erotic single-minded passion that
rocks her to her core. Charlie makes her feel alive again.
But Tiya's feelings of being
alive may not last. Someone in this territory hungers for the special
blood of the OtherKin Sidhe, and her family's blood in particular.
Note: This book contains scenes of light female/female sexual interaction
Captive Warrior
Vonna Harper
A new capture novel E-rotic
$5.95 1-4199-0191-5
Born and raised as enemies.
Loyalty to her lord sends the
Sakar woman-warrior, Nuwaa, to where her tribe's hated enemy, the Kebo,
are hunting.
Her mission: to kill the Kebo
leader. Instead, she becomes the prisoner of their powerful war-liege,
Bor. His mission: to turn the bound woman into a sex-hungry creature
worthy of his leader.
But Nuwaa is nothing like the
submissive slave-whores Bor is accustomed to. Instead, he finds himself
pitted against a courageous if helpless adversary. His plan to strip
her of her pride doesn't count on the undaunted warrior spirit that
is part of her heart and soul. A mutual but wary respect blooms. Still
neither is prepared for the intense attraction that engulfs them.
During their days and nights
together on the trip back to the Kebo village, each reveals things about
themselves that will change them forever. But unquestioned loyalty to
their lieges is ingrained, and neither suspects the treachery and deceit
awaiting them at journey's end, that will threaten their survival and
rip them apart.
Choices
Rachel Carrington
A new time-travel novel S-ensuous $5.95 1-4199-0178-8
Visiting an old English castle,
Carla Morgan falls asleep with a book of poetry on her lap. And awakens
to 19th century England, complete with its own Duke. A deliciously arrogant
man with more than enough sex appeal to curl her toes and make her forget
all about life in 2004.
Sinclair, Duke of Heath, doesn't
want another wife, but when the village soothsayer tells him Carla Morgan
is his destiny, his curiosity is piqued. And while one look at the sleeping
vixen on the settee bids him to accept what the fates have decreed,
one taste tells him he can do nothing less.
With mind-blowing sex to muddy
the waters, Carla has to decide where her true destiny lies -in the
arms of this duke or with her old boring life. And when the portal opens
to enable her to return home, Sinclair makes it very clear he wants
her to stay. She never much cared for modern convenience anyway. After
all, what good is technology without love and excellent sex.
Dream Surrender
Mary Wine
A new paranormal novel S-ensuous
$5.95 1-4199-0176-1
Book 3 in the Dream series.
A moonlit night.
Two strangers pulled together
by an attraction neither one could resist and an innocent kiss that
flares into a scorching blaze.
Rourke Campbell would bet every
one of his psychic senses the woman in his arms was the woman of his
dreams. Problem: he's a psychic tracker, married to the Army. She's
married to another man. A stolen kiss is all it can ever be!
But fate can be as determined
as she is ruthless.
When one of Rourke's men comes
down with a suspect case of Ebola Tai Forest, a simple kiss has the
power to turn deadly and thrusts Rourke and Loren together into a mountain
quarantine.
While the clock ticks down,
Loren finds fighting the temptation of surrendering to Rourke an overwhelming
battle. When her estranged husband is murdered, the final blockade is
removed. Except the threat of tomorrow - a deadly disease or a broken
heart. Either way it's doomed to failure.
Playing to win, and determined
to make her his, Rourke uses every weapon in his considerable psychic
and sensual arsenal to seduce her.
But fate has one more hand to
play...
Eden's Curse
Elisa Adams
A new paranormal quickie E-rotic
$2.99 1-4199-0183-4
Bestselling horror author Trent
Martin is on the run from a past that won't let him go.
Acquitted of a murder that half
the world still thinks he committed, he seeks solace in a tiny, quiet
New England town. But the solitude doesn't last very long. The townspeople
love to talk of a ghost of a beautiful woman who haunts the woods around
his house. Legend has it that she seduces men, hurts them, even drives
some of them insane. Trent doesn't believe in any of that. Not until
he meets the ghost one night and falls under her spell.
Eden, a woman under a curse
she has to abide by in order to live.
Nights of hot, unbridled passion
follow, but in the light of day everything seems strange. He begins
to wonder if he's meeting the ghost or if she is a figment of his fertile
imagination. As time passes, pieces of the puzzle start to slide into
place and Trent comes to a realization. His mystery woman is very real,
but she isn't human. And allowing her into his bed, and his heart, could
end up getting him killed.
Endless Night
Mlyn Hurn
A new vampire novel S-ensuous
$5.95 1-4199-0053-6
Third in the Blood Dreams
series
The balance between night and day has been disrupted, and possibly the
eternal equilibrium of good and evil. Count Simon Ruthven is a suspect.
Vampire hunter Blue Dampier's
willowy body, auburn curls and blue eyes belie her natural huntress
abilities. Blue, brother Jordan, and cousin Taryn continue the family
business. Taryn uses her mystical powers of magic, psychic and the unseen.
Jordan, physically challenged, commands the scientific aspects.
Their search leads to the Club
Hell Fire, notorious hangout for popular society and vampires looking
for the hottest club. The mysterious Count Ruthven appears in New York
City. His secrets have nothing to do with the unexplained global changes
and everything to do with Blue, the woman.
His true identity comes as a
big surprise, but the truth doesnt change her feelings. Shes loved
him for as long as she can remember. His promises could merely be a
ruse to distract her from his secrets.
Unable to resist what Simon
offers, she allows their passion to rage. Together, they hunt for an
answer to the world's imbalance, but struggle to resolve the fundamental
issue threatening to separate them forever.
My Fair Pixie
Samantha Winston
A new paranormal romantic comedy
novella E-rotic $4.45 1-4199-0189-3
What does a five hundred year old, cultured male vampire want? Sebastian
Montgomery Chateaufix stares at the mirror and wonders. His reflection
eludes him as usual but that doesn't matter. What matters is that in
five hundred years he hasn't found what eludes him - a soul mate.
But that is about to change.
He finds himself on The Mating
Game after unknowingly sucking up Viagra with his meal. And as Sebastian
is about to discover, Viagra + red wine + a Vampire = completely stoned.
But that doesn't matter. He's met the pixie of his dreams!
Pixies, as everyone knows, are
the trailer trash of the supernatural world. Vampires are the aristocrats.
So when Jessica finds herself in front of her chosen one - a vampire
who obviously lost some stupid bet - she has only one choice, to deck
him. And she does.
It's love at first bite. But
in order to live happily ever after, Sebastian has to pass Jessica off
as an aristocrat to Queen Mabb and the fairy court at summer solstice.
Jessica's education is about to begin.
That is, if she can get the
bubblegum out of her bleached blonde beehive hairdo.
Pleasure Cruise
Mandy M. Roth & Michelle
Pillow
A new paranormal romantic comedy
E-rotic $5.20 1-4199-0177-X
Clare needs to loosen up and
have some fun - not to mention some hot sex with someone other than
herself. Her best friend, Kira, knows exactly what she needs - a vacation
full of hunky single men who'll knock her panties off. When she booked
the cruise for Clare's birthday, the travel agent left out one tiny
detail. It's a supernatural cruise, and they aren't getting off until
they're married.
The powers that be are tired
of waiting for the supernatural to find their own mates and reproduce.
In a desperate act to get the dwindling population back up, they've
decided to take matters into their own hands. Dominik, a lycan, and
Braden, a vampire, are just the two perfect candidates to start this
experiment. They're sexy, in the prime of their reproductive immortal
lives and ready to mate - just as soon as they can seduce their unsuspecting
brides, or at the very least, keep them from swimming back to shore.
Rapture’s Etesian
Charlotte Boyett-Compo
A new werewolf novel E-rotic $5.95 1-4199-0128-1
Lady Kynthia Ancaeus was the
unwilling bride of a man she had never met. She jumps at the chance
to possess powers that will ensure she will never be a helpless victim
again.
Leksi Helios tried his best
to outrun the pack of women warriors, but a narcotic-tipped arrow brought
him to ground. Staring up into greedy eyes, he was horrified to realize
his manhood would soon be in their grasping hands.
Kynthia discovers Helios bound
to her bed. Infuriated that another unwanted mate has been foisted upon
her, she sets the warrior free, wanting him out of her life.
Learning that this lovely woman
is a being more powerful than any warrior he has ever encountered, Leksi
falls hard for the curvaceous beauty. The flames of Kynthia’s
love are ignited when the handsome warrior is willing to take her as
she really is.
Against the backdrop of a world
on the brink of a hellish war, the first female Reaper is born—a
being who Transitions into a wolf-life creature that needs to drink
blood in order to thrive. Her powers are forged in the cauldron of a
lonely man’s need to set right an evil done decades before.
Note: This story contains
some graphic violence. Not for the faint of heart.
Sacred Circle
Claire Thompson
A new vampire novel E-rotic
$5.95 1-4199-0125-7
Vampire Julian Gaston has restlessly
roamed the earth for three hundred years, taking his pleasure in the
arms of lovely women and at the throats of his human prey. His nature
compels him to take the blood of innocent humans, even as his compassion
for fragile human life tempers his greed. Rich, handsome and powerful,
Julian slips from place to place, yet loneliness is an overriding theme
for a man nearly immortal and isolated from his own kind.
Grace Davis has always known
there was something “wrong” about her—she has a secret
fascination with all things vampire and an unrequited longing for the
sweet taste of blood. Abandoned at birth, she doesn’t yet know
her true nature. When Julian appears in her life, he offers delicious
passion and dark discovery.
Julian wrenches Grace from her
safe but lonely humanity into something dark and dangerous, yet overwhelmingly
sensual and explicit. The whisper of true love beckons but it comes
wrapped in blood-soaked cruelty, gossamer sweetness and sizzling passion.
Grace is led into sensual submission to a vampire who demands obedience
and returns a pure passion in a fiery exchange of power and love.
Scars of the Lash
Sahara Kelly and Sally Ann
A new futuristic vampire BDSM
novel X-treme $5.95 1-4199-0192-3
Sex—and vampires! Stories combining both elements sent writer
S.A. Moss to the top of the best-selling lists, but harsh dreams about
them are beginning to unsettle her. Sally Ann is compelled by her nightmares
to create tales of erotic, savage domination that shock even her! Perhaps
she’s going insane. Or perhaps there is some otherworldly force
at work within her brain…one that has created a Master, a man
who is everything she could ever desire—and more.
Suliana
Awakening to the lustful reality
of distant Raheen, Suliana finds her Master ready to meet her devouring
passion with his own as they rule together. But Raheen is a troubled
planet, needing more than usual from its rulers. Suliana is not the
usual Mistress, however, and carries within her the soul of a human
woman. Perhaps it will be enough to save the world of Raheen from betrayal
and disaster…and mark the beginning of a new species of vampire…
Note: Contains brief male/male
and female/female sexual interaction. Raheen is an intense and violent
place where anything goes, and this book is not for the faint of heart.
Tales of the Shareem:
Rees
Allyson James
A new futuristic light bondage
novel E-rotic $5.95 1-4199-0193-1
The Shareem. Males created to
be tall, muscled, sexy, and…enhanced. They come in one of three
levels—pure sensual pleasure, games and wicked fun, or the ultimate
barbarian—complete with whip. They know how to bring a woman to
ecstasy and exactly how to keep her there.
When Lady Talan d’Urvey
reads the diary of a woman who spent one wicked week with a Shareem,
she longs to experience the same carnality in one last fling before
she takes her vow of celibacy. She goes in search of a Shareem and finds
Rees, tall and blond, with Shareem-blue eyes. Just looking into those
eyes makes Talan wild with need.
But Rees is a Shareem experiment
that never should have been made. Rees is all the Shareem levels rolled
into one, and then some. Rees is uncontrollable, Rees is unpredictable.
Even Rees’s creators could never, ever be sure exactly what he
would do…

(c) 2005 The Barbarians